A Reader’s Guide to Evan Gattis’ Trademark Thickness

It has been said, by my fiancé, about Evan Gattis:

“He has a trademark thickness about him.”

Boy, does he!

Gattis Thickness

It is a thickness that does not move mountains, because that is only a silly idiom. Evan Gattis’ Thickness™ does not deal in idioms. It deals in facts. And it is a fact that Evan Gattis’ Thickness™ makes mountains uncomfortable in their position.

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About Joshua Allen-Worrell

Joshua Allen-Worrell is a very part-time writer. He did not graduate from the University of Virginia with a degree in economics in 1989. He did, however, poop in a diaper that year. Josh is a fan of the Atlanta Braves and the name Zoilo Almonte. He often makes tweets as @oldseacaptain.
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2 Responses to A Reader’s Guide to Evan Gattis’ Trademark Thickness

  1. Pingback: A Farewell to (Impossibly Strong) Arms: Notes on the Evan Gattis Trade | Most Valuable Zobrist

  2. Angelia says:

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