A Poem About Bud Selig’s Thighs


They are plains
on which men go to war,
not over the flimsy notion of boundary,
nor something so picayune as moral principle.
Instead they battle for the purpose of everything, which is
to battle on the plains that are Bud Selig’s thighs.

They are the physical etymology of the word swoon.

The commish chooses, mostly,
from his collection of like drindls
unnoticed by us low-lifes,
whose perceptions are bound to the code of senses which states, clearly,
Too Much of a Good Thing Is a Bad Thing
(regarding the thighs [see: sexual landscapes] of Comm. Allan Huber “Bud” Selig).


About Joshua Allen-Worrell

Joshua Allen-Worrell is a very part-time writer. He did not graduate from the University of Virginia with a degree in economics in 1989. He did, however, poop in a diaper that year. Josh is a fan of the Atlanta Braves and the name Zoilo Almonte. He often makes tweets as @oldseacaptain.
This entry was posted in The Poetist's Entries and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s