Andrelton Simmons can steal your lunch, eat it, then return it to you in its original state of unsully.
Andrelton Simmons can (read: does) easily recite Romantic era classics as he throws you out from a spot that is practically left field.
Andrelton Simmons can endure paroxysm-caliber fits of sneezing while experiencing neither a heart attack, nor orgasm.
Andrelton Simmons can break through the most advanced encryption standards while literally sleeping.
Andrelton Simmons can tell [Kanye West] nothin’.
Do not mistake his candor for brashness or immodesty. When Andrelton Simmons says he can do everything, it is just because he can. His amour-propre is exactly his truth.