Monthly Archives: May 2015

Player A vs. Player B: Bryce Harper/Carlos Corporan Edition

Let’s play a game, fellows. Provided the stat lines below, it is the participant’s job to determine which anonymous documentation of performance belongs to Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper, and which belongs to Rangers employee Carlos Corporan. Player A: .333/.472/.732, 15 HR, … Continue reading

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Say Hello, Won’t Ya? Most Valuable Zobrist Has a New Writer

As the classic saying goes, “Two people offering infrequent updates to a so-called baseball blog are better than one.” As such, Most Valuable Zobrist welcomes Nicolas Labbe to its writing, uh, staff. Nicolas has agreed to contribute to MVZ under … Continue reading

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Escape From Chavez Ravine

Coming soon to a theater near you is the dramatic and very, very powerful short film, “Escape from Chavez Ravine”. Starring Giancarlo Stanton, it’s a simple tale of a humble baseballist who takes a young and initially naive baseball under … Continue reading

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Rejoice Society! For Corey Kluber Has Performed Miracles!

It was the first strikeout which cured Verna-Jo Moonwraith – the one from Appomattox, VA – of the furious case of gout that has plagued her left foot since The Incident back in the summer of  ’84. It was the second … Continue reading

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The So Late It’s Early Show with Carson and Dayn

Title: The So Late It’s Early Show with Carson and Dayn Format: Late night and/or early morning talk show Hosts: Carson Cistulli and Dayn Perry Airs: 5/9/15, 2AM EST, Allendale Correctional Institution CCTV DAYN: Ladies and gentleman, your host: Average-Tits … Continue reading

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