Monthly Archives: October 2015

Banknotes Harper Will Not Manage Your Baseball Team

Talk fast, pork chop. Banknotes Harper doesn’t have all day. If you’re seriously interested in hiring Banknotes Harper, you’ll need to speak up. Banknotes Harper can’t hear you over all the sex he’s having. Banknotes Harper is calling you a canker … Continue reading

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Being a Braves Fan, The Process™, and Fun in Sports

Let’s talk about why sports exist. As most of you know, sports were born from the Altoona Conference of 1849, mere weeks after the Mighty Men of Earth, history’s most reverential band of brothers, united from 62 countries to fend off … Continue reading

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