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A Brief Think Piece Regarding Andrelton Simmons’ Throwing Arm

Andrelton Simmons has a fantastic throwing arm, and I think I like it.

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Andrelton Simmons Can…

Andrelton Simmons can steal your lunch, eat it, then return it to you in its original state of unsully. Andrelton Simmons can (read: does) easily recite Romantic era classics as he throws you out from a spot that is practically left … Continue reading

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