Category Archives: The Corey Kluber Society

Rejoice Society! For Corey Kluber Has Performed Miracles!

It was the first strikeout which cured Verna-Jo Moonwraith – the one from Appomattox, VA – of the furious case of gout that has plagued her left foot since The Incident back in the summer of  ’84. It was the second … Continue reading

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The Kluber Event: A Quest for Hope in the Void (or, An Exercise of Madness in OOTP)

 “Corey Kluber is the essential concept and the first truth.” – Albert Camus Some pitchers are known for their devastating curveballs. Others are known for their facial hair, or the industrial size of their metaphysical cajones, or their goofy leg kick, … Continue reading

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In Anticipation of Corey Kluber, a Checklist

Corey Kluber, pitching ace of the entire world but more specifically the Cleveland Indians, will throw against (read: surely resign to embarrassed fits of infantile poutiness, with a swiftness reasonably described as posthaste) the Red Sox tonight. In preparation of our impending … Continue reading

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