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A Farewell to (Impossibly Strong) Arms: Notes on the Evan Gattis Trade

Right now, it is 11:49 PM, Central Standard Time, on January 14, 2015. I am trying to write the words “Evan Gattis is a Houston Astro,” which means I am also hoping desperately for a sudden moment of realization that … Continue reading

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A Consideration of Assholes and Astros

It is necessary to understand, reader, that due to a recent back injury, I am plagued at present by the following conditions: (a) a cloud of pharma-manufactured stupidity hovers in the general vicinity of my presence at almost all times, and (b) typing … Continue reading

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