Tag Archives: Corey Kluber

Rejoice Society! For Corey Kluber Has Performed Miracles!

It was the first strikeout which cured Verna-Jo Moonwraith – the one from Appomattox, VA – of the furious case of gout that has plagued her left foot since The Incident back in the summer of  ’84. It was the second … Continue reading

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The Kluber Event: A Quest for Hope in the Void (or, An Exercise of Madness in OOTP)

 “Corey Kluber is the essential concept and the first truth.” – Albert Camus Some pitchers are known for their devastating curveballs. Others are known for their facial hair, or the industrial size of their metaphysical cajones, or their goofy leg kick, … Continue reading

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In Anticipation of Corey Kluber, a Checklist

Corey Kluber, pitching ace of the entire world but more specifically the Cleveland Indians, will throw against (read: surely resign to embarrassed fits of infantile poutiness, with a swiftness reasonably described as posthaste) the Red Sox tonight. In preparation of our impending … Continue reading

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The Cleveland Mikes Project

Hello, reader. Do you play iOOTP? If so, good. You’re smart, cool, and everyone you know considers you their favorite person. If not, you should, and you are none of the previously mentioned things. It’s quite a bit lighter than … Continue reading

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