Tag Archives: Kevin Towers

A Consideration of Candidates for the Position of Atlanta Braves General Manager

Frank Wren is no longer the general manager of the Atlanta Braves. It’s a bit odd, as general managers tend to have pretty great job security, and Wren’s tenure saw the club make the playoffs three times and sign most of its young, talented … Continue reading

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A Short Play Involving Kevin Towers and Tony La Russa

Characters KEVIN TOWERS, general manager of the Arizona Diamondbacks TONY LA RUSSA, Chief Baseball Officer for the Arizona Diamondbacks ACT 1 A relatively small private meeting room, roughly 8 feet x 8 feet, lit brightly by a fluorescent glow that is somehow … Continue reading

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A Few Unkind Words About Kevin Towers and Kirk Gibson

Note the following two similarities between Kevin Towers and Kirk Gibson: 1.) Each is terrible at his job. 2.) Each is an insufferable dick. Separately, these two blowhards serve as the general manager and team manager, respectively, of the Arizona … Continue reading

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