Tag Archives: Yu Darvish

Rejoice Society! For Corey Kluber Has Performed Miracles!

It was the first strikeout which cured Verna-Jo Moonwraith – the one from Appomattox, VA – of the furious case of gout that has plagued her left foot since The Incident back in the summer of  ’84. It was the second … Continue reading

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DARVISH COULD OF BEEN LESS OF A PUSSY ABOUT ELBOWGATE

The following is an estimate, made by the present author, of the piece ESPN Dallas wishes they’d ran on Yu Darvish. This dumb effort did not *actually* appear at ESPNDallas.com, as made evident by its superior quality. Note this and this, rather, which are … Continue reading

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