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The Inexplicably Senseless MVZ Max Scherzer Iris Coloration Scale of Performance™: 8/14/14
Max Scherzer has one blue eye and one brown eye. By now, most people know this. If you didn’t know it until now, (a) read an online newspaper sometime, ass-butt, and (b) you’re welcome. The condition which causes Scherzer’s coolest … Continue reading
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